Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight.
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
I really wanna start reading again. maybe before I go back to tally I can get another Jodi Picoult book.
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
A restaurant has servers that work.
I miss you tumblr!!!
come back to me. haha I miss just sitting on here for hours. don’t you hate real life? :P