sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
my relationship with my followers
me: ask me something?
me: ok. i will reblog some photos.
Anonymous asked: penis
ask me stuff :)
[[MORE]]I’m back from my trip to DC and NY with my best friend ever. <3333 it was awesomee! I missed tumblr though so in a way I’m happy to be back :P